Summer Song

Been sitting on this one for a while now… Enjoy.
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It’s the most miserable time of the year
With the sweat always dripping
And you get burned gripping your car’s steering wheel
It’s the most miserable time of the year
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It’s the stick-stickiest season of all
With your legs stuck to leather
I hate this damned weather. When will it be fall?
It’s the stick-stickiest season of all
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There’ll be stinging bugs flying
You’ll feel like you’re dying
The a/c will break, and not blow!
You’ll compare it to Hell
This heat will make you yell
Because summer is going too slow…
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It’s the most hideous time of the year
There’ll be plenty of griping
Because we’re all wiping the sweat mixed with tears
It’s the most hideous time of the year
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There’ll be third degree burns
Meanwhile everyone yearns
For the heat wave to finally go!
Oh my God it’s so hot and I hate it a lot
What I wouldn’t give for some snow!
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It’s the most horrible time of the year
You’ll beg for a cool breeze
And wish for a long freeze. When’s winter get here?
It’s the most horrible time of the year.
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